Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy gotta live his puppy life.
*internally screams*
why do people hate pineapple on pizza so aggressively? why are they afraid to love
Do fruits belong on pizza? Would you put strawberrys on pizza? Watermelon? No? THEN WHY WOUL D YOU PUT A SHITTY FRUIT ON PIZZA YOU SADISTIC BASTARDS
tomato is a fruit
If only…
Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?
One of the pieces disappears?????
it’s a mouse wearing pants
I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.
Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.
This dude put thought into his snark.
I never noticed that.
My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like
How do I support your family’s dachshund rescue? I feel like I need to donate to the cause of all the wiener dog cuddling.
(I still miss our family dachshund. He was an asshole but a really good cuddler.)
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh… It’s an ACTUAL puppy pile!!!!!!!!!!!!!… I want to be a part of this puppy pile please!
what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird
i saw this and just kind of assumed thats how things are in america
is that not how things are in america
it is not how things are in america
White people when an epidemic of racist police violence is brought to their attention: Eh, it’s nothing to get all worked up about.
White people when a Seth Rogen movie gets cancelled: FREEDOM IS DEAD, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON, AMERICA MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE BECAUSE I WONT GET TO SEE THE FUNNY MAN MAKE THE JOKES ABOUT ASIANS, RIP AMERICA, THIS IS LIKE LIVING IN NAZI RUSSIA.
4th of July is the Independence Day of the United States of America. Pretty big holiday. You probably already notice this. Let me make something clear.
I don’t want to hear shit about how terrible America is from 12:00 AM July 4th 2015 — 11:59 PM July 4th 2015. NOTHING. Period.
As a multiracial (but mostly Black/Seminole/Polish) gay man with Jewish heritage, I am quite informed about the conditions of my country, and I don’t need a fucking reminder on most days, but especially not this day. You can save your “Just a reminder that this country was built on the slave trade (:” posts and anything to do with Christopher Columbus’s fuckass or how awful Jefferson and Washington really were. Seriously. I don’t want to see it.
I spend 364 days a year critiquing my own country and fighting for positive change, give me my one day to eat some goddamn apple pie and light things on fire.
Carol of the Bells played by basketballs
How lit is this lol
Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.
