reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
- me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
- me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃
- people around me: halloween is at the end of october, not the beginning
- me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃
- people around me: it isn't a month-long holiday
- me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: 
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: 
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?
In Bed with the Bae
Her: Babe I wanna have a baby
Me: When?
Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*
Me: *Throws her off*
*pulls out Calendar*
Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.
i hate yall
this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful
2016: when ppl ask me what im doing in 4 years
2017: when ppl ask me what im doing in 3 years
2018: when ppl ask me what im doing in 2 years
2019: when ppl ask me what im doing next year
knock yourselves out
- me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
- me: thats a sign of depression
- me:
- me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap
person: guys the color of the dress doesn’t matter!!
me: you right tho you right im grown i dont need to be debating this stupid ass dress…
me:
me:
me: but for the record it’s gold and white
Today I got a detention for standing up for what I believe in.
- Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
- Me: *sits there*
- Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
- Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
- Teacher: Why?
- Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
- Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
- Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
- ^needs more notes^
- Me: *explaining to my lil bro what having a period feels like because he was curious*
- Dad: Hey shut up literally no one wants to hear about that ew
- Dad: Besides women are exaggerating the so called pain they go through anyway
- Me:
- Bro:
- Bro: No wonder mom left you.
- Me: OH MY GOD oH MY gOd OOOOOOOOOOOH