"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
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“Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it”
“Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study”
“Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible”
“Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition.”
“Hit me I feel like a failure anyway”
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