Obligatory Trapped-on-an-Island Question: If you were stuck on an island with each other, what items would you rather have with yourselves?
Watson: Sherlock's violin.
Holmes: That was a quick answer.
Watson: And an obvious one. Apart from the boring stuff like food, water, and a satellite phone, I'd want your violin.
Holmes: I find these sorts of hypotheticals tiresome. Presumably they're supposed to reveal something deep and profound about my inner self. All I can think about is sunscreen and dental floss.
Watson: And of course...
Holmes and Watson: Lube.
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