Sharon Morse

Great Literary Themes for a Wedding

Posted by: sharonmorse on 28 March 2015

• Romeo and Juliet: Poison the wedding cake.
• Jane Eyre: Halfway through the ceremony, a deranged-looking woman in white runs screaming down the aisle.
• The Great Gatsby: Reception is set casually around a pool with a body floating in it.
• Pride and Prejudice: The groom begins his vow with 'Against my better judgments, I have fallen in love with you.'
• Lord of the Rings: Destination wedding at a volcano; when the officiator asks for the rings to be presented, throw them into the lava.
• Watership Down: Serve rabbit at the reception.
• Catcher in the Rye: Tell everyone they're Goddamn phonies, but invite them to the wedding anyway
• The Raven: Every line of the vows must end with either "Lenore" or "Nevermore."

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