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There will be no refunds for Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street.
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short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
- paris hilton
Is the point of this list that a lot of other not-very-good actors have never won Oscars?
gay shit you might not know about leonardo dicaprio and tobey maguire pt.1
- leo considers tobey “like family” and they’ve known each other for 28 disgusting years, longer than i have been alive
- leo begged tobey for his phone number
- tobey used to drive by leos house when they were kids and watch him through the window as he played video games
- when 16 y/o leo was making a film w robert deniro he had deniro call tobey and leave him a message
- delayed gatsby filming bc they started laughing at each other and couldnt stop
- they literally either shared a coat or bought the same one to be matchies those are the only 2 explanations
- tobey used to hang out on the set of growing pains w him, they always looked like they were up to no good
- leo has referred to them as “partners in crime”
- tobey called leo in the aviator the best performance of the decade, saw wolf of wall street twice on opening day, hasnt shut up since he was a child about how talented leo is
- baz luhrmann has been quoted owing a lot of gatsby’s success to the depth of friendship they had before filming, called it a pure connection
- tobeys kids call leo “uncle leo”, he’s rumoured to be godfather to at least one of them and he spends a disgusting amount of time with them
- have lived next door to each other more than once
- they had a long emotional talk the night before tobey left to film brothers and leo threw him a party when he got back
- tobey was trying to deny gay rumours one time when leo literally called him to talk about his bday party
- invested in a mattress company together?? what
- never actually denied they used to put ribbons in each others hair
- literally just spent the weekend together at a ranch that looks like something straight outta brokeback mountain but thats none of my business
- there is so much more im just throwing this together
- gay pics
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL
10k was extremely lowball, this acct has 200k followers and is run by Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend so cmon what’d you expect https://t.co/EK4o621Ik7
— coolsighs, the tweet liker (@coolsighs)July 6, 2018
Beyoncé: Is this what you truly want. I can wear her skin…over mine. Her hair, over mine. Her hands as gloves. Her teeth as confetti. Her scalp, a cap. Her sternum, my bedazzled cane. We can pose for a photograph. All three of us, immortalized. You and your perfect girl.
me:
Beyoncé: So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted, most bomb pussy, who because of me, sleep evaded. Her shroud is loneliness. Her God was listening. Her heaven would be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes…dust to side chicks.
me:
both the guy at the desk next to mine at work and my roommate in the room next to mine at home slurp their drinks and soups and it is a hell i cannot escape bc asking someone to stop doing that feels so picky and petty. so instead, i subtweet
— c👀lsighs, the tweet liker (@coolsighs)February 11, 2019