Nintando Version 2.0 handheld, featuring 32-bit graphics, a wide color screen, and faux speakers.
According to my wife, the above system was spotted by America’s Next Top Model (Cycle 1) contestant Elyse Sewell while in China, where she now works, and where one can also purchase disposable travel vibrators and other useful bedroom accessories.
If you’d rather stick to video games and a sans-buzzing sex life, though, don’t foget to pick up a copy of Shigeri Miyamoto’s landmark title Super Mary:
