Excuse you.
I’ll tell you why I eat so much damn poutine.
Look at that. LOOK AT IT. Pulled pork over fries with cheese curds. Its like staring into the FACE OF GOD and he tells you YOU ARE WORTHY OF EATING ME.
Oh my god, is that…? YES IT IS: Japanese curry chicken over yukon gold fries!!! Salty, Spicy, Sweet, Umami…what is this?! A FIFTH FLAVOUR?!?! The best elements of every flavour combine to unlock the ULTIMATE FORM OF TASTE INCARNATE: poutine.
Have you ever eaten something so incredible you cried? Meet duck confit poutine: self-actualization as food. You are special, you are loved, you are worthy, you are wanted…and poutine has brought you there.
Behold: classic poutine. Deceivingly simple. You’d never know a life changing experience was just a bite away.
If you could capture the human condition—love, loss, joy, sadness, ecstasy, pokemon—into food, you would have a recipe for classic poutine.
What I’m saying is: you have not lived until you’ve poutine.
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