Dating Ammo
Welcome to CTF’s Dating Ammo.
Each week, I’ll talk about a new food or drink that can be a great asset for your next date.
As it’s been in the news for its new grading system, this week’s Ammo is Vermont Pure Maple Syrup.
I have to admit, I’m the kind of guy who actually took a bottle of maple syrup with me to my local diner when I lived in NY. Why? Cause it was so much tastier (and healthier) than the shit my diner served.
On the dating front, it’s a killer product to keep in your fridge. By date 4, you’ll probably have a sleepover and probably pay a visit to Titillation Town.
This is the part of the relationship that’s like the Love Boat: exciting and new. You’re getting to know each other better, and those little moments you share can make a lasting impression.
So what better way to kick off that first morning together than by making a pancake or French Toast breakfast and serving some Grade A Amber Rich Taste maple syrup to go with it? (Scratch that, what 2nd better way?)
I can’t promise it will lead to marriage, but I can promise that your new flame will be impressed and anxious to tell their friends how those precious little moments with you are that much more precious.
When my wife and I started dating, I made her my ‘Grandma Sylvia’ French Toast, and had Maple Syrup on standby. I’d like to think I bring more to the table than breakfast, but it sure as hell didn’t hurt.
Pure maple syrup is double the cost of any Log Cabin/Aunt Jemima corn-syrup concoction, but in the end, you’ll spend less making breakfast at home than eating out at the local diner.
It’s like a three-for-one special: you impress, you save and you might even earn some nookie in the process.
Here’s the new Maple Syrup grading system to assist with your purchase: http://tinyurl.com/n3pwaey
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