Fridge Analysis

Stonehill,

Just met two months ago. He has a tinge to OCD but so do I.

-Ally

Stonehill Analysis

Hey Ally,

When it comes to dating, there are no absolute rights or wrongs. (At least, if they’re not Oscar Pistorius, but you get my drift) There’s only what’s right and wrong for us.

You’re clearly dating Mr. Hospital Corners. What matters is to what degree and to what degree works for you. As you have a touch of OCD as well, this might be the Yankees Stadium of fridges in your book.

It was a Nominee for OCD fridge of the year. (Here’s the winner, who’s eligible, in case you guys break up: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s196Oqcj ;)

Now, fortunately, this fridge doesn’t reek of Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets, but it can double as a teaching tool for geometry class. The apple juices look like they were built by I.M. Pei and if your canned beverages marched in better formation, they’d be Nazis.

When we look at a fridge, we might only learn a couple of things about the person. That applies here. Yes, he has exceptional organizational skills and is equally impressive on the hygiene front, yet there’s not a ton more here that’s glaring.

Here are a few guesses…

He’s a Kid at Heart

If he had any more apple juice (or varieties), I’d have to assume he was 6. And how many half gallons of milk does 1 dude need? It’s clearly for more than just coffee.

He’s a Male Millennial

Per my background in marketing, I’m very familiar with Kickstart and its target demo. Pepsi Co is heavily advertising the brand in publications and on shows that reach Male Millennials, so there’s a good chance he’s one of them.

The Guy’s not Gargantuan

He doesn’t have a ton of actual food in this fridge, but from what he does have, he’s eating well. He’s got fruits and veggies, and on the milk front, at least he’s going skim. Plus, with all the caffeine in that Kickstart, there’s a good chance he’s active.

If he can’t take care of himself when he’s single, it’s a major red flag for down the road and his road is looking fine.

He can Host

It’s not just that he has enough beer to share, he has way more beer than all of his other beverages combined. I have to assume he has his buddies over, a social quality I like to see.

He’s doing well in his career. (And his next one might be a B and B)

He has an upscale side-by-side fridge model with a through-the-door water and ice dispenser, so his financial footing is probably on solid ground.

Plus, the last time I saw such an extensive gourmet jelly collection, I was staying at a Bed and Breakfast. Very impressive.

Fridge Dating Scorecard (on scale of 1 to 10)

Shag on first date: 3.5
I don’t see OCD guys having much game in the closing department. There’s just something not-hot about being told when you put down your drink to kiss him that you forgot the coaster, and when you fling off your undies that you need to pick them up and place them neatly on a chair.

Marry: 5.5
With a nice fridge model and as well organized as he is, that’s a good sign that he’s on a career path. Money never brings happiness, but if you’re not struggling, it helps.

The OCD issue is really up to you and as you swim in the same pool, it could be the perfect fit.

I don’t know many OCD peeps who very funny and laughing is important, but I do give him credit for putting effort into his diet, exercise and hosting duties.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 4
All stalkers are OCD of some type. At least, this fridge is not scary. But it does bump him up a bit on the SWTE front.

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