CNN’s Anderson Cooper dresses as a rabbit because the apes told him to
That’s what he’s saying anyway. A couple days ago, Cooper posted the above photo of himself in a rabbit suit on his Twitter feed, with the cryptic explanation that he was dressing like a rabbit because “they asked me to.”
And when he finally got to explain it, turns out that it was on a piece for animal intelligence, when he was working with bonobos and apparently bonobos love people dressed in rabbit suits. Because they’re just fucking kinky as hell like that. Now I’m just waiting for the outtake of Anderson Cooper getting a sloppy face-humping bonobo gangbang.
