North Korea makes a video to show what it will look like when it kicks the crap out of South Korea
In its campaign to be the world’s biggest delusional dickholes, the North Korea government created a shitty video to show its population and the rest of the world what it will look like when it invades South Korea and kicks the shit out of Southern and American forces. Lulz.
The four-minute video, titled “A Short, Three-Day War,” begins with images of a massive artillery and rocket barrage, followed by a large-scale land and air assault with North Korean troops streaming over the border.
The video was posted on the North’s official website, Uriminzokkiri, which distributes news and propaganda from the state media. The video’s male narrator describes different stages of the invasion, including the destruction of forces under the US Pacific Command with “powerful weapons of mass destruction.” “The crack stormtroops will occupy Seoul and other cities and take 150,000 US citizens as hostages,” he says.
The video shows footage of paratroopers jumping from the sky superimposed over an aerial shot of the South Korean capital, with North Korean military helicopters hovering overhead.
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