NC Hillbilly Swears He Encountered A Bigfoot With “Beautiful Hair”
Tim Wheeler from Cleveland County, North Carolina (which is about as far into the moutainy boonies as you can get in NC) claims to have encountered a sasquatch with six fingers and “beautiful hair”.
Both videos are well worth watching, just because the dude is hilariously redneck and possibly drunk. And the way he describes it makes one think that he might have just made love to it if he could have.
Tim was behind his house in North Carolina, trying to scare off some coyotes, when he encountered a Sasquatch. Here is his description of the possibly imaginary creature: “[He] was ten-foot tall. He had beautiful hair. He looked like he had six fingers on each hand.” So. There you go. If you live down South, be on the lookout for a very tall thing with nice hair and a few too many fingers. Ahem. Fortunately, Tim was not injured by his encounter with Bigfoot. He scared the beast away by yelling at him and poking with a stick. “And I said, ‘Git away from here; git, git!’” is the full quote from Mr. Wheeler. You might have to hear it in his accent to appreciate the beauty of the statement. But seriously, Tim, we do think that you are kind of awesome.
Thanks to Byron for the link.
