make my muse an offer they can’t refuse!

thesmokinsmolder:

finallygotalife:

Okay, here’s my offer…

You.

Me.

Exactly 6 1/2 watermelons.

The rest is a secret. But you’ll love it.

Offer accepted. I love you and watermelon.

Here’s another offer: 

You.
Me.
Enormous vat of chocolate pudding.

Clothing not allowed.

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