Hey, I can’t tell you my name, but you probably already know who I am anyway. And even if you don’t, a sense of mystery keeps the kids entertained, and that is why you are still reading. No, no, I am not some mythical creature. I’m not even a real Mule. But I am quiet. In fact, you’ll probably forget that I even exist because I never says anything. But my subtle actions keep this place together. People go through their life after coming here, and whenever something good happens they think, “I did it myself.” But they didn’t do a thing. It was me. A cult? I’m insulted! What makes you think this is a cult? It is just a stupid website. I am getting confused, and it’s getting cold out. Anyway, just keep stirring the coals, man. We’ll get there someday. -your young, lovely Quiet Mule