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Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
ACCURATE.
"harry supports gay marriage and that means hes gay"
WELL I SUPPORT ANIMAL RIGHTS, DO I FUKIN LOOK LIKE AN ALPACA
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it.
OH MY GOD AKJDS;LFKJAL;SKDFA;KLSDJFAKJ;KADS
KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT.
(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)