I Believe and I shall worship the almighty crotch be it clothed in ridiculously coloured undergarments or roaming free. I Believe and I shall scream it to the world much like I scream His name at my computer’s screen. I Believe in a “Beautiful world” and selcas of frustrating glory after petty rituals as shaving.
 AMEN

OUR SHISUS WHO ART IN OUR FAP FILES, HALLOWED BE THY CROTCH, THY FAPDOM CUM, THY SEXY WILL BE DONE, ON TUMBLR AS IT IS IN KOREA. GIVE US THIS DAY YOUR DAILY SELCAS, AND FORGIVE US OUR FANGIRL/BOY-ING, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO DON’T FIEND OVER YOU AS MUCH AS WE DO, AND PLEASE LEAD US INTO TEMPTATION, AND DELIVER US TO YOUR PENIS.