The Freestyle Project

No Really - I’m Pretty Sure You Don’t Want To Eat This

Listen, I’m not gonna get into all the cancerous substances from the PFOA being vaporized straight into your popcorn while it’s popping in that handy microwave bag. If you are so lazy that you will not put in the extra 3 minutes to make the popcorn the old-fashioned way, then maybe infertility and agonizing liver cancer is the route to take. That being said, just in case you are interested in avoiding being slowly poisoned, here is the recipe for stove-top popcorn. More details to come…

How To Make Stove-Top Popcorn:

1. heat pan with oil & corn kernels

2. pop corn, shake pan a little

3. eat

photo: Howard Chen