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Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.
Warner Brothers shoots down Charlie Sheen’s claims that he’s been in talks to return to Two and a Half Men. Sorry, Charlie.
“Hold on, I think I have more stashed.” — Charlie, about to search for more cash in his underwear drawer
He’s a buddy of mine, he’s a beautiful man, a brilliant actor, and I hope he does it and kicks its ass because I still get [paid].
Charlie Sheen wants Rob Lowe to replace him on Two and a Half Men. Don’t do it, Chris!
I have a disease? Bulls—. I cured it… with my mind… it’s all good guys. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment… You can kill me but you do not have the right to judge me … I can’t use the word sober because that’s a term from those people, and I have cleansed myself. I have closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous … It’s just the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. You know? This bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as AA now supports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math!
Well! Charlie Sheen has some things to say!
Another highlight: he called Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre a “clown,” and asserts that his real name is “Hymie Levine.” (Lorre was born Charles Michael Levine.)