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#Ashton Kutcher #two and a half men #Charlie Sheen #fall tv #cbs #first lookAshton Kutcher is returning to primetime TV as the new star of CBS’ Two and a Half Men, according to multiple reports.
First rumored earlier today as a potential replacement for Charlie Sheen, it would mark his return to the sitcom world where he first broke through on That ’70s Show. Hugh Grant was in talks for the role, and he could have been a great choice, but the Brit dropped out.
Kutcher playfully seemed to confirm reports on Twitter, giving fans asking him about the reports a wink and tweeting “what’s the square root of 6.25?”
We’re hearing that this guy may be in talks with CBS to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Clearly, the above promotional picture from Dude, Where’s My Car? predicted this moment (note the ladies in the background).
Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series.
“Hey, look who’s at the door – it’s teenage sensation Destiny Hope ‘Miley’ Cyrus, wearing combat boots and an edgy new hairstyle! What a natural fit for CBS’s Thursday night comedy lineup!”
(Miley is guest starring on an episode of Two and a Half Men called “You Know What the Lollipop Is For.“ Draw your own conclusions. More photos at EW.com.)
“Hold on, I think I have more stashed.” — Charlie, about to search for more cash in his underwear drawer
He’s a buddy of mine, he’s a beautiful man, a brilliant actor, and I hope he does it and kicks its ass because I still get [paid].
One option: make a passing reference to Sheen’s character’s absence, then quickly move on.
“My guess would be that maybe the first or second scene of the show would be the new person showing up with suitcases at the door … and you do it in backstory, like, ‘Well that was crazy when he left and then this new guy came.’”
natashavc asked:
Hm! Despite our exhaustive Charlie Sheen coverage, we have apparently neglected to investigate this important issue. I’ll tell the L.A. Bureau to get on it immediately.
Charlie Sheen is an incredibly wealthy narcissist with a rapacious sexual appetite and a gift for saying incredibly memorable things that actually mean nothing at all. In short, he is the very model of the modern American politician.
The saga continues
Iconic action franchise ‘Mad Max’ returns in an epic chapter that explores the past and sees Anya Taylor-Joy take the wheel as Furiosa. Read EW’s latest cover story.
