This list has only whet my appetite for horrific lyrics. So take it away, Tumblr: What do you think are the stupidest song lyrics of all time? Let’s just say, for sake of argument, that the Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, and any band that caters exclusively to children are exempt. Broadway lyrics, however, should count, since Tim Rice has been responsible for some real doozies. For example:
“I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do.”
Now it’s your turn. Fly, my monkeys, fly!