Well, yes, according to filmmaker Charlie Foley – whose speculative documentary (read: not real) Mermaids: The Body Found aired this past weekend on Animal Planet. This seems wrong; if nothing else, we know that mermaids aren’t animals.
The search for the best hooker in America is coming to cable TV.
A major channel has ordered Top Hooker, an unscripted competition series that puts a diverse group of 10 competitors through a series of “mind-blowing” challenges to determine who is the best in the business — and only one can come out on top to collect a $30,000 prize.
[At this point, we should probably mention Top Hooker is on Animal Planet. And it’s about fishing.]