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#lindsay lohan #debate #presidential debate #barack obama #mitt romney #horses and bayonetsRomney has been running for president for like 11 years, and it all comes down to this one night. Imagine how tight you’re going to squeeze that thing… I’m talking about his sphincter, not the debate.
But when we do, sometimes they involve Sarah Silverman making videos about billionaires, and also doing weird things with animals.
And that means the first presidential debate is tonight at 9pm ET. We’ll be watching at barackobama.com/debate, featuring a livestream, a live blog, and a few other live things, probably. See you there.
This is a great moment in GIFology.
A film that you probably weren’t aware even existed, starring Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, and Adrien Brody (the man has an Oscar, remember?) and directed by Vince Offer — a.k.a. the ShamWow/Slap Chop infomercial pitchman (and alleged prostitute beater) — just had one of the worst box office debuts since The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure.
Yes, people, this really got made.
Amanda Bynes is so happy this morning. Cue “Schadenfreude” from Avenue Q.
If you’re going to spend time on TV, Mr. President — and Mr. Romney — do us all a favor and skip Whoopi and The Daily Show and Jay and Dave and the Jimmys and all the celebrity news anchors on the networks. Just speak to us directly, or engage in debates that are real debates which will allow for considered thought and direct questioning of your opponent’s positions.
The real takeaway from the election: Obama’s anger translator Luther is really, really happy. Hey white people – we’re all honorary black people now!
A new (re)generation
Iconic sci-fi franchise ‘Doctor Who’ is kicking off a new era, as Ncuti Gatwa’s Fifteenth Doctor takes control of the TARDIS. Read EW’s latest cover story.
