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Yearning to argue about Breaking Dawn – Part 2’s big “twist” ending? Want to find out what happens in the last Twilight movie so you never have to see it yourself? Have we got the post for you!
Twihards, we come bearing gifts.
First, 44 photos of the cast at Comic-Con. Because, you know, beautiful people + vampire themes = catnip to the Internet masses.
Second, we have the scoop on what actually went down during the Breaking Dawn — Part 2 panel. But we know you have to spend some quality time with the slideshow first. No rush. The story will still be here when you’re done.
Kristen Stewart at last night’s Breaking Dawn – Part 2 premiere: Sheer genius, or “oops, looks like you forgot to wear a dress”?
Our photo gallery of the year’s best and worst CGI, brought to you by Bella and Edward’s unforgivably creepy hellspawn.
Vampire Bella Swan Barbie and Kickass Katniss Everdeen Barbie get into a fight. Who wins?
(We’ve got a feeling how you’re going to vote, but place your bets here anyway.)
Can’t wait to see Renesmee?! ‘Like’ Entertainment Weekly on Facebook to get an exclusive sneak peek at this week’s Breaking Dawn - Part 2 cover!
Eeeeeee – Robert Pattinson’s baseball cap and Kristen Stewart’s right hand are finally back together!!!
Bella Swan has had the benefit of my doubt for the previous three installments of The Twilight Saga. But in Breaking Dawn — Part 1, this perpetually sad/sullen/wincing young woman — played as if every scene gives her cramps by the otherwise interesting Kristen Stewart — is a big drip. She’s maddeningly inarticulate. She’s distressingly passive. She’s a bad role model for girls. So, I say enough. Enough with Bella’s depressed, ragdoll posture and her eternal gloom. And a pox on Breaking Dawn, the movie, for its contented complicity with Stephenie Meyer’s ultimately awful message to millions of readers. What we learn in this all-pain/no-pleasure episode is that marriage feels like a life sentence, weddings are miserable events, honeymoon sex is dangerous and leaves a bride covered in bruises, and pregnancy is a torment that leads to death in exchange for birth. Also, during pregnancy, families fight like werewolves and vampires. Way to go, YA message. At least Bella’s wedding gown is pretty. Ooh! Cue the fashion blogs.
A new (re)generation
Iconic sci-fi franchise ‘Doctor Who’ is kicking off a new era, as Ncuti Gatwa’s Fifteenth Doctor takes control of the TARDIS. Read EW’s latest cover story.
