The Gynologues

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About 8 years ago I went to my second ever gyno appointment. 

“Did you lose a lot of weight quickly?” She asked as she pressed on my abdomen. 

Meanwhile, I continued to be mostly naked and prone in front of a virtual stranger. I’d been drinking 4 cups of coffee a day and taking in about 700 calories a day for about two months. "Yes,“ I replied. 

"Yeah, I could tell because of the loose skin on your stomach. That’ll never go away no matter how many crunches you do. You’ll probably need surgery for it.”

“Awesome." 

Seven years later I decided I felt safe enough go back for my next annual. With a different doctor.