Obama says he can’t ‘Jedi mind meld’ a budget deal

To the dismay of picky sci-fi fans nationwide, a combative President Barack Obama blamed Republican lawmakers Friday for failing to stop automatic spending cuts from beginning to kick in late in the day, arguing he can’t perform a “Jedi mind meld” to get Republicans to agree on a deal.

As Peter Griffin would say, “D'oh.”

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    VULCAN MIND MELD. JEDI MIND TRICK. That’s all.

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