Turns out I’m Westley, aka the Dread Pirate Roberts. “You’re a true hero: smart, brave, loyal, romantic, talented, and pretty much perfect in every way. Congrats on your face.”
Guess I spent a little too much time pouring over As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride by the actor who brought Westley to life, Cary Elwes
Which character are you?