2013 survey

• 1. What did you do in 2013 that you’d never done before?: 
Moved out, moved to a new state on my own, had sex with someone a different race than me
• 2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?: 
I don't remember if I made any last year
• 3. Did anyone close to you give birth?: no
• 4. Did anyone close to you die?: 
 my great uncle died but we weren't close
• 5. What countries did you visit?: 
None
• 6. What would you like to have in 2014 that you lacked in 2013?: a joooooob
• 7. What date from 2013 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?: July 7, because that's when Kareem and I first had sex
• 8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?: 
 moving out
• 9. What was your biggest failure?: 
losing my job
• 10. Did you suffer illness or injury?: another vomiting cycle
• 11. What was the best thing you bought?: a vibrator lol
• 12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?: my dad
• 13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?: Alex
• 14. Where did most of your money go?: gas
• 15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?: being a top rep
• 16. What song will always remind you of 2013?: robin thicke's terrible blurred lines song
• 17. Compared to this time last year, are you: 
i. happier or sadder? Happier
ii. thinner or fatter? Fatter
iii. richer or poorer? Richer
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?: get apps
• 19. What do you wish you’d done less of?: wasting my time in a failed relationship
• 20. How will you be spending Christmas?: with my roommates
• 21. Did you fall in love in 2013?: yes, badly so
• 23. How many one-night stands?: none
• 24. What was your favourite TV program?: Game of Thrones
• 25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?: yes
• 26. What was the best book you read this year?: hmm... Divergent or Inferno
• 27. What was your greatest musical discovery?: Cody
• 28. What did you want and get?: love
• 29. What did you want and not get?: K
• 30. What was your favourite film of this year?: The Heat
• 31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?: I turned twenty three. Shawn made me dinner then the next day we celebrated Cody's birthday by getting trashed
• 32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably satisfying?: a new relationship
• 33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2013?
: business bitch
• 34. What kept you sane?: Kareem
• 35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?: I am quite attached to the Duchess of Cambridge
• 36. What political issue stirred you the most?: gun control and gay rights
• 37. Who did you miss?: my dad and my cat
• 38. Who was the best new person you met?: Kareem
• 39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2013: people don't care how much you know until they know how much you care
• 40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.:
• I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
• I crashed my car into the bridge
• I don't care
• I love it

• 1. First thing you wash in the shower?: my hair
• 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?: coffee
• 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: yes. Yes yes yes
• 4. Do you plan outfits?: I do
• 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?: shitty
• 6. What's the closest thing to you thats red?: my whole bed is red
• 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?: poke it to see if one of the boys was just passed out. Then probably freak out
• 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?: I don't remember
• 9. Three of your current feelings?: shitty. Bored. Unfulfilled
• 10. What are you craving right now?: UNF
• 11. Turn ons?: broad shoulders and hands, nimble fingers, dark hair, dark eyes
• 12. Turn offs?: smoking, ignorance
• 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?: coleslaw
• 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?: I wanted to cry this morning because I'm an awful person
• 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?: is there a superhero whose power is the inability to be hurt emotionally?
• 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?: yes but he didn't mean it
• 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?: lick
• 18. Favorite movie ever?: Love Actually. I always watch it when I'm down and I need to watch it now
• 19. Do you like yourself?: ATM? Not really
• 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?: no
• 21. Could you handle being in the military?: lol no
• 22. What are you listening to right now?: the fan
• 23. How many countries have you visited?: just this one
• 24. Are your parents strict?: yes
• 25. Would you go sky diving?: yes
• 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?: can I hit him?
• 27. What's on your mind right now?: a lot of things...
• 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?: what the fuck? You... No. I can't even be mad. I should've thrown you out the moment you walked in
• 29. Have you ever been in a castle?: no
• 30. Do you rent movies often?: no
• 31. Whats your zodiac sign?: Taurus
• 33. Name five facts about yourself.: I dye my hair. I am so stereotypically Taurus it's not funny. I bite my lip or my tongue when upset. I used to cut. I do not have a gentle heart
• 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?: I've had several, all of my own making
• 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?: yes
• 36. Brown or white eggs?: does it matter?
• 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?: who doesn't?
• 38. Ever been on a train?: yes
• 39. Ever been in love?: yes
• 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?: yes
• 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?: I don't know
• 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?: no, that's stupid
• 43. Whom do you admire and why?: Isabella of Spain for her zealous beliefs. I don't have really any personal ones...
• 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?: I never got bedtime stories
• 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?: call 911
• 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?: no
• 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?: ahahahaha I could easily say last night but...
• 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?: ...but last night also sucked. A lot
• 50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?: it's mine, bitch
• 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?: duh
• 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?: just one? Sure
• 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?: ghosts yes
• 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?: never
• 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?: idk. I'm a lot like Chandler from FRIENDS
• 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?: idk
• 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?: probably. I'm sick like that
• 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?: yes
• 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?: no
• 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?: be wealthy. The world doesn't need a bunch of long lived idiots

• 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?: peer pressure
• 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?: no
• 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?: I'm broke so free car
• 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?: orange. Chartreuse
• 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?: no
• 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?: DS. Because it's portable
• 7. Do you like vanilla candles?: no
• 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?: oh yes. This year
• 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?: never
• 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?: sleeping and studying my interview
• 11. What did you have for breakfast?: monster and Gatorade
• 12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?: many times
• 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?: Kareem
• 14. What time did you wake up today?: 8:00
• 15. How long until your next birthday?: 8 months
• 16. What was the last movie you watched?: idk
• 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?: EMINEM MY LOVE
• 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?: last week when I ate half a jar of peanut butter
• 19. What’s the last song you heard?: idk
• 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?: yes
• 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?: fuck yes
• 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?: just Shawn
• 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?: I'm so tired
• 24. Where’s the last place you went?: laundromat lol
• 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?: yes
• 26. Has anyone let you down recently?: a little bit
• 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?: yes
• 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?: catching fire, mortal instruments
• 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?: lol
• 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?: yes
• 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?: yes
• 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?: lol Wazi
• 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?: do people do that?
• 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?: yes
• 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?: eh
• 36. Do you have drama in your life?: lol

• 1. The meaning behind my URL: Chibi Monkey is my cartoon alias
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2. Weakness: oh so many. Babies (emotional), my health (physical), cheesecake (buy me chocolate cheesecake and I can't be mad at you), K playing with children (my ovaries will explode)
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3. Why I love my best friend: as a friend? Because he's patient and kind and doesn't put up with my bullshit.
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4. Last time I cried and why: Christmas Eve because of the way Kareem left
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5. Piercings I have: just two in my ears now. I used to have ten, including my navel
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6. Favorite Band: don't have one
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7. Biggest turn off(s): smoking, arrogance, god complexes, being too thin, immaturity
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8. Top 5 Favorite Fictional Characters: Hermione Granger, Rose Tyler, Katniss Everdeen, Tyrion Lannister, Magnus Bane
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9. Tattoos I want: a blue bird, a cherry blossom branch, my dad's tiger
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10. Biggest turn on(s): confidence, broad shoulders, big hands, brown eyes, intelligence
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11. Age: 23
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12. Ideas of a perfect date: honestly? Horseback riding and a picnic. I would cry so hard if someone took me horseback riding. I miss it so much
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13. Life goal(s): be a mother, travel the world, master more languages than I have fingers and toes
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14. Piercings I want: I would love to pierce my ears and navel again
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15. Relationship status: I'm technically single... But more accurately it's complicated
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16. Favorite movie: Love Actually
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17. A fact about my life: I have been through more in twenty three years than most have been through in a lifetime
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18. Fears: spiders, zombies, the dark, being abandoned, failure
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19. Middle name: Anne
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20. Tattoos I have: "Al azeema" on my rib and the Eye of Horus on my hip

• Zero - Who was your last text from?: Kareem
• One - What/who is your icon?: Recolored Meg as me
• Two- Your relationship status?: I don't even know how to answer this. I'll take the fb route and say it's complicated
• Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?: of course
• Four - What is your current mood?: bored
• Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?: I don't have any
• Six - Where do you wish you were right now?: haha back in bed in his arms
• Seven - Have a crazy side?: oh yes
• Eight - Ever had a near death experience?: yes
• Nine- Something you do a lot?: breathe
• Ten - Angry at anyone?: lil bit
• Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?: I'm not pushing him, I'm letting him make the decision on his own time
• Twelve - When was the last time you cried?: Friday I think
• Thirteen- What are you really good at ?: can I say sex? Lol
• Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?: lately it's just how comfy and safe I feel when he holds me
• Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?: driving back from Mooney's
• Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?: dark
• Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Kareem
• Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)?: Airborne Toxic Event, Linkin Park
• Nineteen - What are you doing right now?: waiting for hang back to start
• Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?: Kareem, Anthony,Cody. I've learned the hard way that they're all I have
• Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?: idk
• Twenty two - Heavy metal music?: no
• Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged?: Kareem
• Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?: no
• Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?: K
• Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?: paying attention
• Twenty seven - What are you listening to?: Andrew lol
• Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?: Walmart
• Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?: Kareem probably
• Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?: not really
• Thirty one - What is your eye colour?: pale green
• Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?: Kareem's cousin
• Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?: Mooney
• Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?: hello kitty
• Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?: wavy and frizzy
• Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?: yes
• Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?: coffee
• Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?: I already am...
• Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?: idk
• Forty - Are you worried about the future?: lil bit
• Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?: lil bit
• Forty two - Are you currently jealous?: not ATM
• Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?: Kareem
• Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?: neither
• Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?: carefree days
• Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?: don't have one
• Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?: lol Jenn and... That's it
• Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?: the boys coming back
• Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?: oh yes
• Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?: not listening to any songs

• 1. First thing you wash in the shower?: my hair
• 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?: coffee
• 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: again and again
• 4. Do you plan outfits?: depends on the occasion
• 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?: numb
• 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?: heh
• 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?: scream
• 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?: I don't remember
• 9. Three of your current feelings?: numb. Dead. Sick.
• 10. What are you craving right now?: a good cuddle inside strong arms
• 11. Turn ons?: broad shoulders, confidence, big hands
• 12. Turn offs?: smoking, arrogance, hypocrisy
• 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?: rabbits
• 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?: today. Because I fucked up
• 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?: an x-man
• 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?: no
• 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?: lick it
• 18. Favorite movie ever?: Love Actually
• 19. Do you like yourself?: not right now
• 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?: no
• 21. Could you handle being in the military?: never
• 22. What are you listening to right now?: welcome to night vale
• 23. How many countries have you visited?: just mine
• 24. Are your parents strict?: yes
• 25. Would you go sky diving?: no
• 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?: never
• 27. Whats on your mind right now?: I kind of hate myself
• 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?: I'm sorry
• 29. Have you ever been in a castle?: no
• 30. Do you rent movies often?: people rent movies?
• 31. Whats your zodiac sign?: Taurus
• 32. When was the last time you had sex?: two days ago
• 33. Name five facts about yourself.: I've relapsed. I'm short. I'm a bottle ginger. I love in Michigan. I have an eating disorder.
• 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?: I was six and flew down a hill after hitting a pothole on my bike. I was out cold for so long my dad thought I'd died
• 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?: karma
• 36. Brown or white eggs?: they're different?
• 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?: yes
• 38. Ever been on a train?: yes
• 39. Ever been in love?: I think I am now
• 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?: fuck yes
• 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?: idk
• 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?: no
• 43. Whom do you admire and why?: the Dalai Lama. I wish I could live life half as humbly and gracefully
• 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?: I didn't get bedtime stories
• 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?: call the fire department
• 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?: no
• 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?: I don't have good experiences on them
• 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?: the night Cody decided to be a total heartless dick
• 50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?: yup
• 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?: duh
• 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?: five are loaded? No thank you
• 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 19
• 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?: ghosts
• 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?: never
• 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?: Hermione Granger
• 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?: idk
• 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?: probably. I'm a sick fuck like that
• 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?: no
• 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?: no
• 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?: be wealthy. I don't want a long life

Super boredom away!

• [1] You;
• 1. Most people call you?: Laura
• 2. When’s your birthday?: May 4th
• 3. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?: No
• 4. What are you complimented on most?: My hair
• 5. What do you do for fun?: Read, write, draw, play on the DS
• [2] Family;
• 1. Are your parents still together?: Yeah. but they shouldn't be
• 2. How old are your siblings, if you have any?: I'm an only child
• 3. Are you the tallest one in your family?: lol no
• 4. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: No
• 5. How many letters are there in your last name?: Ten
• [3] Friends;
• 1. Do you have a lot of friends?: No
• 2. What do you guys do when you’re together?: Drink, smoke, be stupid
• 3. Have you ever lost a friend because of something stupid?: Yes
• 4. Have you made any new friends this year?: Yes! Hi Johnna!
• 5. Who’s the last friend you hung out with?: Johnna
• [4] Your Best Friend;
• 1. How’d you meet him/her?: I met Jenn through KG and Kareem through work
• 2. Do you live near each other?: Jenn and I used to live in the same town and Kareem and I live together, lol
• 3. How long have you been best friends?: Jenn for... fifteen years, jesus fuck. Kareem for one
• 4. Do you tell him/her everything?: There isn't much about me that they don't know
• 5. Would you do anything for them?: Yes
• [5] Boyfriend/Girlfriend; (Skip if single…)
• 1. How long have you liked this person?: A year
• 2. How long have you been going out?: About a year, unofficially
• 3. Who asked who out?: Uh. It just kinda happened. We can't agree on who started it
• 4. Do you love him/her?: Very much so
• 5. Do you think you’ll be together forever?: I hope so
• [6] Single Life; (Skip if taken…)
• 1. How long have you been single?: Technically since we're not official, I am single. A year
• 2. Who ended your last relationship?: Me
• 3. Do you wish you were in a relationship?: Yes, properly
• 4. As of today, do you like anyone?: Very much so
• 5. If so, do you think it’ll go anywhere?: Yes
• [7] Who’s;
• 1. A person you’d travel across the country to see?: My cousin Shawn
• 2. Someone you would do anything for?: Kareem
• 3. Someone you’d die for?: Kareem, my parents
• 4. A person you’ve known for your entire life?: My parents lol
• 5. Your favorite person?: Kareem, no secret
• [8] Have You Ever;
• 1. Sang a solo in front of a large audience?: No
• 2. Been in trouble with the cops?: No
• 3. Got a tattoo?: Yes
• 4. Kicked a guy in the junk?: Yes
• 5. Pretended to be happy?: Yes
• [9] Do You Believe;
• 1. In God?: No
• 2. In Satan?: No
• 3. That everything happens for a reason?: Yes
• 4. In love at first sight?: No
• 5. That there’s such a thing as true love?: Yes
• [10] School;
• 1. What grade are you in?: I'm not in school
• 2. Do you get good grades?: I did
• 3. Are you the teacher’s pet?: I used to be
• 4. Have you ever been sent to the principal’s office?: Twice
• 5. Do you plan on going to college?: I plan on going back
• [11] Work; (Skip if you don’t have a job…)
• 1. How long have you been working at your job?: -
• 2. What do you do there?: -
• 3. What’s your favorite part about it?: -
• 4. Is your boss a pain in the ass?: -
• 5. Do you think you’ll work there your entire life?: -
• [12] Pets;
• 1. What was your first pet’s name?: Thicket was mine because he was the same day I was; Jewel was the first one who was really mine
• 2. Do you currently have any pets?: A cat. She lives with my mom
• 3. Do you always remember to feed/water them? She doesn't live with me
• 4. Have you ever had a pet fish?: Yes
• 5. What’s the strangest animal you’ve had for a pet?: Hamsters and a bunny
• [13] Last Time You…;
• 1. Told someone you loved them?: Yesterday
• 2. Had sex?: Sunday
• 3. Drove a car?: Last night
• 4. Went to Burger King?: A few weeks ago
• 5. Made someone cry?: Probably two weeks ago when i left my parents'
• [14] Yesterday;
• 1. What did you do?: Laundry, hung out with Johnna
• 2. Was it a good day?: Fuck yes. I needed to get out of the house, Johnna needed to hang out with someone, I needed human interaction, and the laundry got done :)
• 3. Did hang out with any friends?: Yes
• 4. Did you get in any trouble?: No
• 5. Was it better than today?: Idk yet
• [15] Today;
• 1. What day is it?: Saturday
• 2. Did you do anything fun?: No, just woke up
• 3. Did you have to work?: No
• 4. Where did you go?: Outside to check the mail
• 5. What are you doing tonight?: TV and DS if Kareem doesn't come home