Well, he’s technically not a pet at all, and technically not mine, and not on tumblr (at the moment) so it’s not really answering the question. But since I assume we all love snakes some people might be interested to know about him anyway.
I volunteer at a wildlife rehab center in California, and we have a non-releasable education gopher snake named Lazarus, who came to the center back in the 80s as a full grown adult, after his head was intentionally run over by a kid on a bike. He managed to survive, despite everything, he suffered a broken jaw that healed, though it created some problems for him when unhinging his jaw to feed, but the biggest reason we have him and he can’t be released is he suffered brain damage and now flips upside down frequently, casually slithers backwards around his enclosure, and strikes his food in the opposite direction of where it is and needs a lot of help eating as a result.
But anyway, my point is, Lazarus was a full grown adult around 30 years ago, which makes him over 30 years old, possibly nearly 40 at this point, and I have been trying to find an older snake in the world period and haven’t found much, I think there’s a 36 year old gopher snake on record somewhere. Anyway gopher snakes have an average live expectancy of 15 so he’s twice as old as the average gopher snake. Which is pretty cool, so, NOT really an answer to the question, but Laz is a precious and super sweet and quirky snoot that deserves to be known about.
My own ball python, Alistair, is still just over a year, so, I don’t know about the oldest snake on tumblr or within the tumblr community haha.