vanityfair:
The Self-Promoter: He has recently commented on his own photo. His page is a Roach Motel: comments come in, but none come out. He is often re-posting from his “friend” Michael Buble’s Web site. He prefers Facebook to Twitter because Twitter has no Like button. He has just created an album of photos of his Easthampton summer rental with Carson Daly. He has hyper-cryptically labeled his album of photos of his Easthampton summer rental with Carson Daly, “My Easthampton Summer Rental with Carson Daly.” He is appearing at Ho Ho’s Chuckle Hut on Wednesday at 11 p.m. He just wants to remind you about the Chuckle Hutt gig on Wednesday at 11 p.m. He’ll see you at the Hutt on Wednesday at 11, people!
[The Six Personality Types on Facebook, from the acutely funny pen of Henry Alford]