hello, my name is vince — Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

theinsanerobin

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

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His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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You are the one Neo.