Greetings, and peace be upon your heart and minds.
I am Alakazam.
After meditating for many moon cycles, I know now I must use my knowledge of the universe to give you wisdom.
Ask, my child, in a sincere heart and I shall answer what I can.
Ask in stupidity, and suffer the consequence. The choice is yours.
Selah
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