Kylie Sparks’ Squaresville Bio

So I (Matt Enlow, Squaresville Creator) thought it would be super funny to write everyone’s bios for them. Here now, is my take on Kylie, based off our time together and my absurd compulsion to be a smart-ass when it’s least appropriate.

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Kylie Sparks grew up near, but perhaps not exactly inTulsa Oklahoma. Then she moved to LA to be a famous actor with her Mom and she starred in a movie called Pizza with Ethan Embry and she smooched him in it. If you track her name on tumblr, then you’ll notice that people post quotes and pictures from it any time IFC re-runs it. So if you would like an intimate knowledge of when it’s too late to watch Pizza on IFC, as well as anytime someone posts anything about Kylie, I recommend it.

So anyway, Kylie was in that movie Pizza, and then in a whole bunch of TV and movies, and when you meet her you realize, “oh, you’re the girl from that show I love” and she’ll say “yup”.

After moving to Los Angeles Kylie met Producer/Actor Christine in an acting class and was invited to audition for Squarseville. After booking Squaresville her career took off! Now you can see her in even more TV and film, but especially Squaresville. She likes her dog Pie, and exercising and drinking but not always together but probably sometimes. I totally recommend hiring her, being her fan, and becoming her friend. She is good at acting. If you’d like to learn more about Kylie, you can visit her IMDB, facebook page, and twitter. She’s an open book, ladies and germs.

- Matt Enlow, wise ass and Creator of Squaresville