March 17, 2012

BRAD: I was planning on breaking up with you that night. It was because things were getting so serious. I was young, scared, and stupid. But you know what happened instead?
(flashback) JANE: I will have the fajita enchiladas, but instead of strips of chicken, I’d like it to be cubed, and I’d like the onions well-done but the peppers crunchy. Also I’d like the plate to be sizzling, but I’d like to request that you not tell me to ‘be careful. The plate is hot.’ I know it’s hot. It’s a sizzling plate.

(via peggyolson)

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