My live reactions to seeing One Direction star in Jailbait Jailbreak a.k.a. Kiss You.

0:10 Prince Zayn on motorcycle!
0:15 Louis is grooving side to side
0:18 wait harry is behind zayn what
0:25 wait they are on a music video shoot
0:30 LIAM IS IN A SIDE CAR I DON’T GET IT
0:36 Louis’ faces how what why what he is fake record scratches in the air
0:40 Did Harry just tickle Zayn’s nipples?!?
0:48 They are prisoners now and Zayn is making BIG EYE and Liam is wearing a cymbal on his head
0:56 Harry rocks a baby when he said baby this is so literal and dumb and why do i love it
1:11 Now they are skiing.
(1:00 Louis is still unimpressed)
Niall looks ridiculous.
1:22 They are all groping his chinny chin chin
Louis has the same unimpressed pout all the time but then he shimmies his shoulders while shirtless on a surfboard at 1:32 and why is it so sexy why i don’t get it.
1:40 And then Liam is doing the Macarena while skiing. WHY MAKE IT STOP.
Liam is such a goofball d'awwwww
1:50 Louis just fake-fell out of the fake-car fake-driving down the fake road.
2:04 THEY SAILORS NOW.
THEY ARE DRESSED AS LITTLE GAY SAILORS.
2:16 And Harry is mashed-potato-ing shirtless on a surfboard
2:20 And Louis is either surfing or smacking an ass on a surfboard. And it is too sexy.
2:24 Louis as a sailor is the hottest thing I swear.
2:29 They do the wave. On surfboards. THE WAVE.
2:47 Liam is a goof who is running after the sidecar d'awwwww
2:55 Harry then covers all four of his nipples.
3:05 And Zayn kisses Harry.