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“Does anyone have the ability to dry somebody? Without setting them on fire.” - @Aquarion’s character.

@bradypodoid (Favourited on Twitter by @aquarion)

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

(via apparentlyandy)

This is true, but I needed him to vote (in my favour) in a little while. 

Which, fortunately, he did. After we dunked him in water, apologised, snuck him passed some assassins, fed him a Greater Restoration Potion to cure alcoholism, snuck him passed a clocktower assassin enough per hit  to kill him, or me, but not the tank ( princessfuckyouknickers), then we took out the assassin (by wizard (abigailbrady) with fire), and delivered him to the senate. Where we won by quite some margin.

Which still doesn’t beat the time with the goblin distillery and the fire.

 
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