“I watched a very provocative film last night about internet safety. It was called The Net.”

Because if you’ve only sat still for two films this year (The Great Justin Bieber Film Never Say Never ((HEY. John Waters liked it too)) and the Russell Brand Arthur, a historical 15th Anniversary viewing with a technology anthropologist is… well, it happened.

Verdict? The one thing the film predicted with great prescience: ordering pizza online.