Once more, we combine forces with our good pal BigManToys to bring you
the final chapter of the Battlegaze. Phallofax! The Evil Dick From
Space!
“Space… A frontier that the fighting men of the small planet known as
Bonar Magnificus mastered many millenia ago. By following a code of
pride, brotherhood, and courage, they have been able to create a
civilization of beauty, and of harmony.
Cosmetic penile enhancements became commonplace in the 26th Century,
with all cultures agreeing that the penis was one of the finer gifts
that nature bestowed. Vascularity, stiffness, and hygiene of the penis
became as important as a good haircut, or a man’s eye for interior
design. Naturally, there were those that pushed the process of penile
modification to the extreme. Phallofax, a lifelong sufferer of mutagenic
spasmodification, became obsessed with reaching the ultimate form of
penile beauty. Over time, his enhancements combined with his unique
mutations, led to him ultimately becoming a huge dick - bitter, and
intent on punishing the universe that created him. All that were
beautiful were seen as an insult to his existence.
Semen. The very stuff of life! Hot and fun to project! Phallofax
produced it in copious amounts, although his produce had a dark
property. Not only did it smell of raw pork and caramel, it contained a
parasite that would turn the surviving infected into a Phallofax clone.
Able soon to build an army, the penis wars began. The spongy texture of
Phallofax bodies meant that the men of Bonar Magnificus were unable to
land effective punches to subdue the mutant cock-men.
Forces were marshaled, and pivotal military leaders such as Sergeant
Bonor, Private Pump, and Captain Johnny S.Tamina taught the men of the
planet the “Battlegaze” - a killing thrust using one’s own penis to
impale the enemy. This technique is made possible only by means of
tremendous self belief.”
Phallofax was originally created by BigManToys back in 2012, and is now brought back to life by us.
Details: Hand casted, hand painted 5.5” resin action figure, featuring 3
POA, cock-gun, and magna-articulated & interchangeable dick.
Phallofax will go on preorder over at http://goodlegtoys.storenvy.com on
February 12th, 11pm (GMT+1, Berlin time).
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