dimwittgenstein:

dimwittgenstein:

This is the first time in a while that that I’ve thought stars were aligning, or at least that I’ve thought any such physical phenomena had something to do with my life. Still gotta dodge an steroid shower and a race of evil aliens, but y’know.

I just dropped a class because the teacher thought the movie where Robin Williams helps someone have a breakthrough starred Ben Affleck and was the Dead Poets Society. You better watch out.

Everyone knows Dead Poets Society is the one where Sylvester Stallone plays the badass Philip Larkin and assembles his crack team of officially deceased black-ops poets, Jason Statham’s John Keats, Jet Li’s Li Bai, Terry Crews’ Langston Hughes, Dolph Lundgren’s Erik Axel Karlfeldt and Randy Couture’s Walt Whitman in order ride into the valley of death and take down a corrupt warlord. DEAD POET’S SOCIETY. THEY DO NOT GO GENTLY.