@hellogarbagetime had this AU they were mentioning a while back and i always kept stevetony away from moulin rouge for whatever reason but baically show broke the damn that was my really embarrassing love for this movie lol

I was doing these really quickly as a joke gift but it ended up taking half the night lol i have more ill do later ffffff (i skipped around a bit so thats why the lyrics dont maych up )

Hawkeye’s voice is soooooo bad.

I’ve seen headcanons before of Tony chatting with all the other multiverse Tonys and having a big Tony party and like I love multiverse so that shits great but

What I really need is MCU!Steve meeting his multiverse counterparts and just. Getting yelled at.

Esp AA!Steve and 616!Steve, oh man. They’d lay into him.

“That is not how we treat Tony! That is not how you care for your Tony!”

MCU!Steve: But Bucky—

616!Steve: Bucky’s gonna be fine! He joins the Avengers! Tony upgrades his arm! He gets to sleep with Natasha of all people!

Ults!Steve: And honestly, how ungrateful you’re being. Your Tony doesn’t even have brain cancer or an evil twin. You think you’d cherish what you have a little more.

MCU!Steve: But—

AA!Steve: LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN,

What if Tony started selling common household appliances, like refrigerators and microwaves?

Ok, so I read your prompt VERY fast and I’m REALLY tired so what my brain put together was “what if tony was a refrigerator” and I drew this before I realised haha