Batman #27
A faux-reality series in the style of “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” which follows the exploits of Bruce Wayne, his sassy butler Alfred, his grown adopted sons Dick and Tim, his adopted daughter Cass, and his recently-discovered biological son Damian.
Of course, this would be Bruce’s idea, so that the world sees how shallow and self-obsessed Bruce Wayne is and never even considers that he might be Batman
Except the show is played completely straight, and never shows that Bruce and Batman are the same person
And like, the entire thing is just them manufacturing drama to cover up the fact that at least one of them goes out and beats up muggers and stops the Joker every night
I basically want to see a TV show that’s the life of Bruce Wayne from the point-of-view of people who don’t know he’s Batman
