APPEARANCE:
- i’m smaller than most of my friends
- my feet are small
- one of my parents/siblings has the same hair color as me (natural)
- my hair is naturally straight
- i think i have nice arms/hands
- i tan easily
- none of my parents/siblings have the same eye color as me
- i have dimples
- my forehead is big
- i wear contacts/glasses
- i’m ginger and i have freckles
BEAUTY:
- i hate shaving
- i get manicures/pedicures
- i do my eyebrows
- i own at least one item from adidas and/or nike
- i tattoed/pierced myself
- i was on a diet before
- i have pimples
- i do my makeup everyday
- i love necklaces
- i dyed my hair
- i own 4 or more pairs of jeans
- i have undergone plastic surgery
DO I KNOW:
- how to dance limbo?
- the story of how my parents met?
- how to swear in three or more languages?
- when’s my best friend’s birthday?
- how to french kiss?
- what goes after “in west philadelphia born and raised…”?
- name all of Kardashians?
- how to ride a bike?
I HAVE:
- made out
- made lasagna
- slapped/punched somebody
- made a surprise party
- smoked cigarettes
- ridden on motorcycle
- spent a whole night without sleeping
- cooked a meal for somebody
- made it to second base
- let somebody treat me like shit
- been told that i was pretty/smart
- kissed somebody i didn’t feel attracted to
- cried after reading a book
WILL YOU EVER:
- go to university/college
- get married
- write a book
- adopt a child
- start a band
- go on audition for a show
WOULD YOU EVER:
- do extreme sports?
- be without internet for a whole week?
- forgive your significant other for cheating on you?
- live without fast food for a whole year for $500,000?
- jump from Eiffel Tower for $1MIL?
- live like amish for 1 year for $500,000?
- sing in front of your whole school for free netflix for the rest of your life?
- make out with your best friend’s significant other for $800?
SOCIAL MEDIA:
- do you have friends on facebook that you never met in real life?
- do you have a Tumblr best friend?
- did you ever post a photo of your meal on Instagram?
- did a celebrity ever reply/follow/retweet you/your post on any social media?
- do you have stardoll account?
- have you ever stalked somebody on social media?
- do your friends know your wifi password?
- have you ever illegally downloaded music/movies/tv shows/books?
WHICH IS BETTER:
- nice shoulders or nice arms
- collarbones or hipbones
- flat stomach or long legs
- lips or eyes
- curly hair or straight hair
- six pack or nice arms
- long eyelashes or nice eyebrows
- funny or romantic
RANDOM:
- have you ever seen a cow in real life?
- have you ever swam in a river?
- have you ever talked to your pet?
- have you ever helped your friend get ready for a date?
- have you been in a fist fight?
- were you ever in love triangle?
- have you ever had period cramps?
- did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
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MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
Posting to save a grad student’s life.
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
THE SELFIE SQUADS
SPAMMERS:
Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT:
Taurus, Aquarius
ONLY SEND THEM TO CERTAIN PEOPLE:
Libra, Aries
TAKE THEM BUT NEVER POST THEM:
Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio
NOT EVEN EVER:
Virgo, Capricorn