APPEARANCE:

• i’m smaller than most of my friends
• my feet are small
• one of my parents/siblings has the same hair color as me (natural)
• my hair is naturally straight
• i think i have nice arms/hands 
• i tan easily
• none of my parents/siblings have the same eye color as me
• i have dimples 
• my forehead is big
• i wear contacts/glasses 
• i’m ginger and i have freckles

BEAUTY:

• i hate shaving
• i get manicures/pedicures
• i do my eyebrows
• i own at least one item from adidas and/or nike
• i tattoed/pierced myself
• i was on a diet before 
• i have pimples
• i do my makeup everyday
• i love necklaces
• i dyed my hair
• i own 4 or more pairs of jeans
• i have undergone plastic surgery

DO I KNOW:

• how to dance limbo?
• the story of how my parents met?
• how to swear in three or more languages?
• when’s my best friend’s birthday?
• how to french kiss?
• what goes after “in west philadelphia born and raised…”?
• name all of Kardashians?
• how to ride a bike?

I HAVE:

• made out
• made lasagna
• slapped/punched somebody
• made a surprise party
• smoked cigarettes
• ridden on motorcycle
• spent a whole night without sleeping
• cooked a meal for somebody
• made it to second base
• let somebody treat me like shit 
• been told that i was pretty/smart
• kissed somebody i didn’t feel attracted to
• cried after reading a book

WILL YOU EVER:

• go to university/college
• get married
• write a book
• adopt a child
• start a band
• go on audition for a show

WOULD YOU EVER:

• do extreme sports?
• be without internet for a whole week?
• forgive your significant other for cheating on you?
• live without fast food for a whole year for $500,000?
• jump from Eiffel Tower for $1MIL?
• live like amish for 1 year for $500,000?
• sing in front of your whole school for free netflix for the rest of your life?
• make out with your best friend’s significant other for $800?

SOCIAL MEDIA:

• do you have friends on facebook that you never met in real life?
• do you have a Tumblr best friend?
• did you ever post a photo of your meal on Instagram?
• did a celebrity ever reply/follow/retweet you/your post on any social media? 
• do you have stardoll account?
• have you ever stalked somebody on social media?
• do your friends know your wifi password?
• have you ever illegally downloaded music/movies/tv shows/books?

WHICH IS BETTER:

• nice shoulders or nice arms
• collarbones or hipbones
• flat stomach or long legs
• lips or eyes 
• curly hair or straight hair
• six pack or nice arms
• long eyelashes or nice eyebrows
• funny or romantic 
  

RANDOM:

• have you ever seen a cow in real life?
• have you ever swam in a river?
• have you ever talked to your pet?
• have you ever helped your friend get ready for a date?
• have you been in a fist fight?
• were you ever in love triangle?
• have you ever had period cramps?
• did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

historianista:

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

Posting to save a grad student’s life.