Do you guys remember that dude Dougie from Connecticut? He’s called the show a few times. He has a lot of social anxiety, walks around the block before he can get up the nerve to enter the studio, and sort of nervously lingers around when he does.

Well, it turns out that Dougie from Connecticut is a psychopath and a murderer.

Earlier this week I got a late night phone call from a number I didn’t know, and the voice mail left by that call was a screaming and crying Dougie from Connecticut. He told me that only I understand him. He told me that there is a void in his life that is filled only by The Chris Gethard Show. He told me he doesn’t understand why he can’t be both my personal best friend as well as a featured cast member of TCGS.

Then he said he’s going to make more room in the TCGS universe for himself.

Apparently, Dougie from Connecticut has kidnapped a large number of the fictional characters who inhabit the world of our show. And he’s bringing them all to MNN Studios on Wednesday and by the end of the episode one of them will be murdered live on the air so that he can take their screen time.