One guy got really drunk, went outside, and tried to get into the Wastin’ Away plane across from the restaurant. When he realized that he couldn’t take flight, he decided to piss from the deck into the water below. He was off-balanced, and slipped into the water. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to swim in your own piss! In any rate, the cops came by and fished him out of the water. A customer nearby told me afterwards, what he caught the drunken guy said to the cops as they arrested him. “It’s five o five, somewhere!” Weird!

Another incident involved a woman that sat by herself, ordered Key West Pink Jumbo Shrimp. The second she got her order, she threw a handful of shrimp in the air, got up, and left the restaurant. Weird!

On occasion, there will be that oddball drunk that would actually talk to their drink, as if the drink itself was talking back to them. Weird!

The strangest of strange was when a male customer who was clearly a cross dresser (whom named himself Marilyn Monroe) came in every so often. He was one of our regulars nobody liked to serve. All the girls were afraid of him. I didn’t mind him. I thought he added color to the place! And the conversations I’ve had with him were completely harmless. He just wanted someone to talk to, that’s all. He freaked the girls there out by saying he would go to cemeteries, grab the flowers from graves, come back, and give the flowers to them. What was really strange about him wasn’t so much his attire (or even his approach to the other employees), but his behavior. I noticed one time, him scribbling all over his napkin, as follows:

They don’t talk to me. They need to talk to me. Why won’t they talk to me? They should talk me. They will talk to me.

Even I got a little freaked out. He finally got kicked out when he was caught going into the female restroom. Word has it; he got kicked out of all the other bars in the area for doing the same exact thing. Very weird!