“Please allow me to introduce myself.

Some call me Lucifer, the beast, Satan, prince of darkness, lord of the underworld, antichrist, blah-blah-blah! I prefer simply put: the devil. I expect no sympathy out of you. I am, after all, hated by everyone (though, there was a small, short period where George W. Bush was more hated than me, but we won’t go there!)

I do tend to mislead, misconceive, and seduce. So let me seduce you with the ultimate truth about life.

I have influenced many people in the past. History of all wars has always started with me whispering in someone’s ear. I then turn around and whisper in someone else’s ear. Often times, that starts wars. I then sit back and watch the show from afar. It’s my way of passing time. It’s also a great way to take bets which side would win. I did lose some money with the big W.W.I.I. Superbowl. I placed my bet on a losing side. Mums the word, which side though!

I have also influenced religion. It’s a touchy subject that often brings out wars without me. But funny how wars are started with misguided beliefs. Would you believe me if I told you that I whispered all religion’s bibles’ in various’ ears? Hmmm…you should, because I did. Now, why would I give myself a bad name if that were the case? Good question. Good questions often deserve great answers. It’s like an arranged marriage. But you wouldn’t believe my answer. No. So why should I give you an answer to something you wouldn’t believe anyway? Hmmm…”