twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partkey terms include:

• “balance your chair on two legs”
• “continue swimming motion”
• “insert peanuts”
• “play ball!”
• “release the penguins”
• “gradually become agitated”
• “light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now.”