Should you go to the the Library?

Yes, there are any number of reasons why you should go to the library.  Here’s a few of the common questions you may be asking:

Q1: It would be great if there was something like Netflix™, but for books!
A1: There is! You should GO THE FUCK TO THE LIBRARY.

Q6: I don’t know what to do. Now that Borders™ has closed all its stores, I can’t sit around their store and read! How am I going to keep current on the latest teen vampire novels?
A6: Discerning readers like yourself might be prompted to GO THE FUCK TO THE LIBRARY.