Welcome, officially, to Hulu’s Tumblr. We’ll be trying to help you navigate this jungle of memes and viral VHS tapes from 1997.

We, too, are here to share movie posters that feature skulls with cornstalks for hair. We’re here to talk about how to write love letters on Valentine’s Day. (“Let her know that she is redefining your terms.”) We’re here to post Simpsons references all the time, and only when they don’t make sense.

(See above, by the way. His cat’s breath smells like cat food.)

It’ll mostly be bad jokes, but it won’t be all bad jokes. We’ll be breaking news from time to time, too. We’ll be doing it with the same abruptness, the same immediacy as the bad jokes. Watch this, for example: The Daily Show’s John Hodgman will be on the second half of Community’s Season 3. We learned that yesterday. That is true.

News will be stuffed tightly in paragraphs like that, amongst failed humor. This is how we roll.

We think media is social media now. (“Let her know that she is redefining your terms.”) So that’s why we’re here. We have all this stuff to tell you, all these pretty videos to show off just at the right moment. It’ll give us an audience for the bad jokes.

We like it here. It smells like gorgeous, beautiful Internet flowers.

Now watch Troy McClure making it so love sounds disgusting on Valentine’s Day.—Ben Collins, Hulu