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What the hell happened out there? What was that? Hey, Michigan, you call that productivity? If you’re not going to do anything all day, why don’t you move to Canada where they’ll give you free healthcare for doing fuck-all. Hey, Wisconsin, you cannot have a cheese-based economy! It’s never worked. And you, Utah! What do you even do? You don’t think the Dominican Republic wants your place on the flag? Earn that one. Use it or lose it.
Okay, everyone. Take a knee. Hands in. Eyes on me.
I know things look bad out there. There’s a lot of countries watching us that think we’re finished. I don’t know. Maybe they’re right. Maybe we’re done. Maybe just give that number one spot to China. We could do that. Maybe we should do it. Or maybe, maybe we make them take it from us. Take it from us with their tiny hands! Because this our house! This planet is our house! So let’s get out there and let’s show the world why we stole this land from the Native Americans!
U-S-A! U-S-A!
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